Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[voice] un: watercouncil

[bentbloodline]

[Well, that's a...colourful request for work. Tarrlok isn't a business owner, so he can only suggest some of the places of work that he's become aware are hiring.]

It would probably help if you identified whether you are looking for work in Wyver or Olympia.

Voice -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

I'm in Wyver at the moment, but I'm leaving my options open to see what gets offered and where.

[Never mind that she didn't exactly want to move from where she was, but it didn't hurt to see what was out there, right? Right.]

[bentbloodline]

I've been traveling between both Wyver and Olympia, and I haven't quite settled on where I want to stay.

[But he might as well offer a suggestion or two for where she might apply for work.]

I've heard of a group called Mythi's Fangs that might be suited to a private investigator.

text | un: colt.saa

[shashka]

Depends. You more into Olympia or Wyver?

[ read: do you like nice weather, or terrible weather? ]

permatext

[assholic]

Haven't been to Olympia yet. Any reason to go?

[shashka]

Well, the climate's more mild, if you're into that. And there's fewer dragons.

voice | un: shelbycompanylimited

[horsefacts]

You all that nice to callers, when you're also a professional asshole?

permavoice

[assholic]

I've earned my asshole title. The call-job was before that promotion.

[horsefacts]

It'd be beneath you to go back to it, then? Shame. How good are you at numbers, then?

voice : un: priorly

[priorly]

I might worry more about how people interpret professional asshole.

I see you've perked right up since hitting solid ground.

permavoice

[assholic]

Oh look, it's you.

Notice the lack of 'fisting' in that description. I think it speaks for itself. I feel better when I'm not staring into the gaping void of space.

[priorly]

Well, nobody likes a gaping void from a professional asshole. Have you had any offers yet?

un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

Found anything yet?

[ If yes, maybe she'll give this whole self-promotion thing a whirl too. ]

[assholic]

Few suggestions. Nothing solid. Why?

[catfident]

I'm in a similar boat.

[ Mostly the 'needs money' boat. ]

[quevalry]

Requesting to know special skills!

[assholic]

Skill 1: Putting my foot up your ass.

un: stardust | private.

[insurgent]

ask Lady Koralle
she runs a club but her business is diverse
and she pays well

permaprivate

[assholic]

Any more info on that? General notion of what she'd offer?

text, un: flashgordon

[godwins]

You're a P.I.?

permatext

[assholic]

Used to be. Not really sure what the hell I am here. Hence the job search.

text || un: IAMNEDSTARK

[learned_to_die]

I BELIEVE ANYONE WISHING TO BRING YOU INTO THEIR EMPLOY WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO SHOW BASIC LENIENCY AND EMPATHY FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN, WHICH WE HAVE ESTABLISHED AS LACKING FOR YOU.

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD SEARCH OUT AN ASSISTANT MANAGER POSITION SOMEWHERE.

text:

[assholic]

[She almost spat out the mouthful of beer she had, choking it down and chuckling as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.]

Assistant Manager's your gig, Handy-Man. I've got better things to do than wipe up shit all day.

un: akari

[fibrosis]

Kind of a disparate group of previous jobs when compared to the set of skills

[assholic]

Clearly current skills have varied through the years, given that I don't have Google.