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Looking for work. Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole. Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work. Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it. Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

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What about earlier?

Being a nosy brat basically. It wasn't my place, I just got a little excited.

It wasn't an inquisition. Considering I dangled it out t here, I'm not going to bust your balls over a little curiosity.

Ah, perfect. This means we can be friends then, right?

That's where I might have to draw the line. I don't do friends. But let's just leave it at 'I won't hold it against you'.

No to the friends. Gotcha. Well,
at least that's still an improvement.

You're one of those perky people, aren't you?

Sometimes? I'm a positive person overall, but I'm also smart enough to understand when the time doesn't call for it or to be less 'perky'.

As long as you're not running around singing show tunes.

Even I can agree that is a little bit too much.

It's murder-inducing.

So far I haven't seen any of that here, so hopefully you won't find the first.

If I do, expect murder.

Well... just don't get caught then.

I did mention special skills.

So I'm guessing they've got something that can make sure nobody knows it's you...

Man, this turned grim.

Nah. Just have to know how to get rid of a body.

I shouldn't say this, but that's impressive.

I live to impress.

I hope you can impress me more in the future!
It's time for me to head back to work though. Crimes won't stop themselves.

Right. Hero group. Go back to your little caped adventures. Try not to destroy cities while you're at it.

It's the Royal Guard duties this time, but close! I'll make sure to avoid doing that though.

I'm sure everyone around will be grateful for it.

I bet.

Catch you around!

I bet you will.

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