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Looking for work. Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole. Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work. Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it. Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

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Kind of a disparate group of previous jobs when compared to the set of skills

Clearly current skills have varied through the years, given that I don't have Google.

[ he doesn't know what that means. or is ]

I'm guessing the more current ones match up to the end of the list

Is this the part where I give you a prize for good guessing?

Only if you wanna mess up that asshole thing you've got going on. That might break it up a little.

Not really. I'm a professional, after all. One act of pretending to give a shit can't ruin that.

Not worried that's gonna show some sort of inconsistency?

You're clearly new to the rules of assholery. Inconsistency is part of it.

Won't argue with you there.

[ he's a monk. being an asshole sort of contradicts the whole point. ]

How dirty is the work?

What work? The work I'm looking for or what I've done?

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