Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[voice] un: watercouncil

[bentbloodline]

[Well, that's a...colourful request for work. Tarrlok isn't a business owner, so he can only suggest some of the places of work that he's become aware are hiring.]

It would probably help if you identified whether you are looking for work in Wyver or Olympia.

text | un: colt.saa

[shashka]

Depends. You more into Olympia or Wyver?

[ read: do you like nice weather, or terrible weather? ]

voice | un: shelbycompanylimited

[horsefacts]

You all that nice to callers, when you're also a professional asshole?

voice : un: priorly

[priorly]

I might worry more about how people interpret professional asshole.

I see you've perked right up since hitting solid ground.

un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

Found anything yet?

[ If yes, maybe she'll give this whole self-promotion thing a whirl too. ]

[quevalry]

Requesting to know special skills!

un: stardust | private.

[insurgent]

ask Lady Koralle
she runs a club but her business is diverse
and she pays well

text, un: flashgordon

[godwins]

You're a P.I.?

text || un: IAMNEDSTARK

[learned_to_die]

I BELIEVE ANYONE WISHING TO BRING YOU INTO THEIR EMPLOY WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO SHOW BASIC LENIENCY AND EMPATHY FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN, WHICH WE HAVE ESTABLISHED AS LACKING FOR YOU.

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD SEARCH OUT AN ASSISTANT MANAGER POSITION SOMEWHERE.

un: akari

[fibrosis]

Kind of a disparate group of previous jobs when compared to the set of skills