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Jessica Jones ([personal profile] assholic) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-12-17 08:56 am

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Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
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[personal profile] quevalry 2018-01-15 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the Royal Guard duties this time, but close! I'll make sure to avoid doing that though.
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[personal profile] quevalry 2018-01-15 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I bet.

Catch you around!