Text -|- un: nunya
Looking for work.
Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.
Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.
Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.
Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.
Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.
Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.
Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
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remember.
[ of course, that does beg a few questions. did they succeed in taking down Cipher. was something bigger still manipulating things behind the scenes?
he knows if he were still alive then, he'd be well over seventy. but then again, he'd never been one for retirement. ]
Oh, don't feel too bad. It's just a continuation of fine American tradition. From an actor to a sleazy real estate agent. The anti-American propaganda practically writes itself.
[ to say nothing of the Soviets and their own problems. ]
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Whenever I have the time, I guess.
[ that's a lie. he's up there nearly every day. ]
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But then again, someone might be controlling me and telling me to say that.
[ never let it be said that he wasn't a real ass deep down. ]
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[ such as taking revenge on your enemies. you know, that sort of thing. ]
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