assholic: (Laptop - 1)
Jessica Jones ([personal profile] assholic) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-12-17 08:56 am

Text -|- un: nunya

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
shashka: (birthday cigars)

[personal profile] shashka 2017-12-29 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Was" a joke. It's all gone now,
remember.


[ of course, that does beg a few questions. did they succeed in taking down Cipher. was something bigger still manipulating things behind the scenes?

he knows if he were still alive then, he'd be well over seventy. but then again, he'd never been one for retirement. ]


Oh, don't feel too bad. It's just a continuation of fine American tradition. From an actor to a sleazy real estate agent. The anti-American propaganda practically writes itself.

[ to say nothing of the Soviets and their own problems. ]
shashka: credit | <user name="fustercluck"> (well fuck me sideways)

[personal profile] shashka 2017-12-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he might be up there in stasis.
shashka: (well then)

[personal profile] shashka 2017-12-29 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies. But, I am a Russian, after all. Misery is practically wired into all of us from birth.
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[personal profile] shashka 2018-01-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.
shashka: (gdi eli)

[personal profile] shashka 2018-01-05 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean to the Station?

Whenever I have the time, I guess.


[ that's a lie. he's up there nearly every day. ]
shashka: (something something white horse)

[personal profile] shashka 2018-01-07 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I know of.

But then again, someone might be controlling me and telling me to say that.


[ never let it be said that he wasn't a real ass deep down. ]
shashka: (you're all worthless)

[personal profile] shashka 2018-01-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the point of jokes? If misery is inevitable, why not try and enjoy life while you can?
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[personal profile] shashka 2018-01-10 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on how you look at things. Life is miserable, for the most part, but it's the little things that you can find some happiness in.

[ such as taking revenge on your enemies. you know, that sort of thing. ]
shashka: (gdi eli)

[personal profile] shashka 2018-01-15 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you might've been a Russian in a past life.