Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[assholic]

Anything out of the ordinary going on? In a mind control kind of way?

[shashka]

Not that I know of.

But then again, someone might be controlling me and telling me to say that.

[ never let it be said that he wasn't a real ass deep down. ]

[assholic]

Everyone makes a joke until it's not funny anymore.

[shashka]

Isn't that the point of jokes? If misery is inevitable, why not try and enjoy life while you can?

[assholic]

I'm not too big on enjoying life.

[shashka]

That so?

[assholic]

I prefer realism. Realism doesn't have room for just randomly enjoying 'life'.

[shashka]

Depends on how you look at things. Life is miserable, for the most part, but it's the little things that you can find some happiness in.

[ such as taking revenge on your enemies. you know, that sort of thing. ]

[assholic]

I aim for not feeling utterly miserable. Alcohol's a good numbing agent. That way, I'm not disappointed.

[shashka]

Sounds like you might've been a Russian in a past life.

[assholic]

Nope. Just a New Yorker.