Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

voice | un: shelbycompanylimited

[horsefacts]

You all that nice to callers, when you're also a professional asshole?

permavoice

[assholic]

I've earned my asshole title. The call-job was before that promotion.

[horsefacts]

It'd be beneath you to go back to it, then? Shame. How good are you at numbers, then?

[assholic]

Let's just say that I don't have the temperament to work with people in terms of trying to sell things. As far as numbers go, I can add, but I'd be a shit accountant.