Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[assholic]

Too much, if you're not aware of Jackie. The man's a legend. So, what is it? A time thing, which I've heard of before, or a different worldy type thing?

[catfident]

Why not both?

[ She's a little aware of the discrepancies wrought by the Natha and their attempts at rescue. ]

There's not exactly a lot by way of outside entertainment where I come from. Mostly just a lot of drinking and a lot of fighting, but I hear that's common no matter where you go.

[assholic]

I'm oddly comforted by the fact that those are universal factors.

[Humans, or anything like them, were predictable in their preferences. Inebriation and violence.]