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Looking for work.
Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.
Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.
Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.
Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.
Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.
Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.
Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
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[He may not be nearly as prone to swearing as Jessica, but sarcasm? He's fluent in that.]
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Hey, realism will at least get you what you can pay for with what's in your pockets.
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[He's also not much more inclined to blindly trust than Jessica is, even if he's much more diplomatic and subtle about that distrust.]
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