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Jessica Jones ([personal profile] assholic) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-12-17 08:56 am

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Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
bentbloodline: (chuckle)

[personal profile] bentbloodline 2017-12-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but will it be courteous enough to buy me dinner first?
bentbloodline: (thinking)

[personal profile] bentbloodline 2017-12-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, optimism. Breaking my poor, fragile heart.

[He may not be nearly as prone to swearing as Jessica, but sarcasm? He's fluent in that.]
bentbloodline: (task force)

[personal profile] bentbloodline 2017-12-17 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Very true. Personally, I've been sticking to odd jobs in both communities. I want to research the laws of each land before deciding for sure where I want to settle.

[He's also not much more inclined to blindly trust than Jessica is, even if he's much more diplomatic and subtle about that distrust.]

bentbloodline: (chuckle)

[personal profile] bentbloodline 2017-12-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
And hopefully provide you some food and shelter once you've taken care of the important things.
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[personal profile] bentbloodline 2017-12-18 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been here?
bentbloodline: (thinking)

[personal profile] bentbloodline 2017-12-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
It can take some getting used to. It's been about three months for me now and I'm still adjusting.