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Jessica Jones ([personal profile] assholic) wrote in [community profile] elnysa2017-12-17 08:56 am

Text -|- un: nunya

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.
learned_to_die: ([with] house stark)

you could, since i'm moving at a glacial pace as it is!

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT IS ACCURATE, IS IT NOT? I AM A FATHER, MANY TIMES OVER.
learned_to_die: <lj user="buckybear"> ([mood] surely you jest)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-20 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
NOT BRAGGING; MOSTLY STATING FACT. I HAVE SIX CHILDREN.
learned_to_die: <lj user="buckybear"> ([mood] come again?)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-21 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT IS A BASEBALL TEAM?
learned_to_die: <lj user="buckybear"> ([mood] what did you say?)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-21 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
IS IT SOMETHING NEGATIVE?
learned_to_die: <lj user="buckybear"> ([mood] i'm listening)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-21 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
A GAME. CALLED BASEBALL? THE BALL ASPECT IS EASY ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT, BUT A BASE?
learned_to_die: User Fanatika on Hollow Art ([mood] please save me from the idiots)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-21 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
AND THIS IS A GAME PEOPLE ENJOY? IS IT A SPECTATOR SPORT LIKE A JOUSTING TOURNEY?
learned_to_die: ([mood] jon arryn is dead)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-22 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I WAS NEVER PARTICULARLY FOND OF TOURNEYS, TO BE QUITE HONEST. IT SEEMED LIKE POINTLESS VIOLENCE THAT ACHIEVED NO GOAL BUT INJURY AND DEATH.

THIS BASEBALL YOU SPEAK OF SOUNDS MORE PROMISING, ESPECIALLY IF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ATTEND A MATCH AT A TIME.
learned_to_die: ([look] the iron throne)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-25 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
PERHAPS I WILL SEE IF I CAN VIEW A VARIETY OF YOUR DIFFERENT SPORTING EVENTS.
learned_to_die: User Fanatika on Hollow Art ([mood] amused)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-25 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I WOULD APPRECIATE THAT, THANK YOU.
learned_to_die: ([mood] entertained)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-27 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I WILL GIVE ALL OF THEM A FAIR CHANCE.
learned_to_die: <lj user="buckybear"> ([mood] eh)

[personal profile] learned_to_die 2018-02-28 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'D NOT BE OPPOSED TO IT, THOUGH I'VE SUSTAINED A FAIR AMOUNT OF INJURIES IN MY TIME. I'M AFRAID MY RIGHT LEG DOESN'T WORK AS IT USED TO.