Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[assholic]

Who really knows? Here I thought it was just a fad. Everyone's kung fu fighting. It's annoying.

[catfident]

You'd rather they be some other sort of fighting? Or not fighting at all.

[assholic]

Let's just say I'm done with ninjas. And undead or resurrected anything.

[catfident]

[ Well. In that case. She shifts, expression turning a little wry. ]

Hey, they're not all bad. Just most of them.

[assholic]

Jackie Chan's about the only one I'm okay with.

[What type of heartless asshole didn't love Jackie Chan?]

[catfident]

[ Someone who's never heard of Jackie Chan. ]

Never heard of him. [ Her? Whatever. ] What makes him [ her?? ] so great?

[assholic]

I don't know if this is a missing worlds thing or an age thing, but if you don't know, I just can't explain. They don't even have clips or movies here to show you. Guess you'll just have to live with wondering.

[catfident]

[ She tsks, leaning back in disappointment. ]

That's no fun. I'll never be able to live like this. What else am I missing out on?

[ Might as well go the whole mile. ]

[assholic]

Too much, if you're not aware of Jackie. The man's a legend. So, what is it? A time thing, which I've heard of before, or a different worldy type thing?

[catfident]

Why not both?

[ She's a little aware of the discrepancies wrought by the Natha and their attempts at rescue. ]

There's not exactly a lot by way of outside entertainment where I come from. Mostly just a lot of drinking and a lot of fighting, but I hear that's common no matter where you go.

[assholic]

I'm oddly comforted by the fact that those are universal factors.

[Humans, or anything like them, were predictable in their preferences. Inebriation and violence.]