Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[assholic]

I have a feeling you'd like it. Betting on you being a basketball man.

[learned_to_die]

WHY IS THAT?

[assholic]

Less violent. More compact area of play so you can see better. Though, you might like soccer.

[learned_to_die]

I WILL GIVE ALL OF THEM A FAIR CHANCE.

[assholic]

Maybe I'll get you playing one.

[learned_to_die]

I'D NOT BE OPPOSED TO IT, THOUGH I'VE SUSTAINED A FAIR AMOUNT OF INJURIES IN MY TIME. I'M AFRAID MY RIGHT LEG DOESN'T WORK AS IT USED TO.

[assholic]

Golf sounds like your sport, then. It's an old man thing, from what I hear.