Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[bentbloodline]

And hopefully provide you some food and shelter once you've taken care of the important things.

[assholic]

That seems to have provided itself. See? Go realism.

[bentbloodline]

If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been here?

[assholic]

Don't mind at all. At least my ignorance to all of this makes more sense when I can say I've only been here a few weeks.

[bentbloodline]

It can take some getting used to. It's been about three months for me now and I'm still adjusting.

[assholic]

Yeah, well, I don't have time to get used to it. Girl's gotta eat.