Text -|- un: nunya

[assholic]

Looking for work.

Previous Experience: phone operator, temporary office assistant, fast food worker, college bartender, sandwich board holder, private investigator, professional asshole.

Skills: owns own camera, capable of tolerating other assholes, not too up my own ass to do dirty work.

Special Skills: Specifics given upon request if I damn well feel like it.

Contact with offers. Anything related to strip clubs will result in learning how quickly I can track you down and hurt you with my special skills.

Comments

[assholic]

Not really. I'm a professional, after all. One act of pretending to give a shit can't ruin that.

[fibrosis]

Not worried that's gonna show some sort of inconsistency?

[assholic]

You're clearly new to the rules of assholery. Inconsistency is part of it.

[fibrosis]

Won't argue with you there.

[ he's a monk. being an asshole sort of contradicts the whole point. ]

How dirty is the work?

[assholic]

What work? The work I'm looking for or what I've done?