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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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un: youngsouldynamite

[nakatsu]

mine won't stop yelling at each other
it's like world war three in here

[silverhound]

Why are they bitchin' so much?
I intentionally piss off the "silver turd" since he's an asshole. Never liked him.
The blind dude is boring and weird.

text | username: xXx_trueblue_xXx

[competing]

dude did i win the roommate lottery or something?
i mean
one of them doesnt like showers all that much
but at least i know them well enough!

[silverhound]

LUCKY!
I just want quiet people and a bigger bed.
The beds in here are small. I'm like...six feet something.
A TWIN BED DOESN'T CUT IT!

un: romanée-conti

[vacuum]

I'll trade you a NEET for your blind guy.

[silverhound]

What's a NEET? Are they a "neat-freak" or something?
If so, I could use a maid.

text — un: direwolf

[northborn]

[ BEHOLD. The white walker lookalike from the trek across Olympia. A grunt of disapproval escapes Robb's mouth as he jabs his fingers against his device. No, it isn't that he's still unfamiliar with high-level technology, he simply types with purpose. ]

What right have you to criticize those our hosts deemed fit for your dwelling arrangements? You do realize you were given ample opportunity to select housemates ahead of time. Could it be that no one volunteered to have you?

[ Listen, he's projecting a bit, here. He was able to select Jon and Sansa, even approved (warily) of Nakatsu. But Theon??? How could Darma do this to him! ]

un: ironborn sry excuse me threadjack for double the brattiness

[reek]

A fine comment coming from you, your grace. What right have you to criticize?

[ If ever sarcasm had a tone within text, it's now. ]

text; un: ironborn

[reek]

You’re welcome to the whole host of mine, if you manage to separate three of the four. They travel in a pack.

[silverhound]

What are they? Dogs? I much rather not deal with more drama but I'm willing to trade if one of them is quiet.

Quiet roommate > Annoying roommate.

un: edmund

[exonerated]

[ Well, this entire post is... something. From start to — whatever is going on right now, because it's definitely not finishing any time soon. Edmund is living with Dany and is probably current watching her type furiously at her own device.

But he's not going to address that. ]

was there a need to insult your housemates
in your search for a new place?

asking nicely is simple.

[silverhound]

[Loz here is almost sorry he said anything, to be honest. This blew into some A++ drama. It's kind of amusing.]

I don't do "nice" even on a good day.

un: Mercy

[valcurie]

Have you considered asking them to be more considerate?
Or perhaps thought of being so yourself? Your complaints don't seem that warranted.

( 'you suck' is pretty weak tbh; if he's gonna be all ad hominem at least be creative )

[silverhound]

...Why should I be considerate? I'm bigger than them. That means I call the shots.

It's my room! Not theirs!

un: tinker bell

[trybelieving]

It's possible you were placed there as an exercise in learning to get along with others.
I can see why; this was childish of you.

I like my roommates well enough. If you gave yours a chance, you might, too.

[silverhound]

But why though? I'm just being honest!

I'm not being childish. It's just uncomfortable...
If they were "family", I would be just fine.

Why do you like your roommates? Don't they get in the way?

un: stormborn

[jelmazmo]

As well you should if they are disturbing you and others.

( Dany isn't helping here; she'd much rather have her own room, period. )

But have you considered what's worse: having to share a single bedpan with them?

[silverhound]

[So not helping, Queenie! Just going to give this jerk more ideas.]

The roommates are annoying but nothing like the losers on here.

...See, no! No, no, no! Just no! I definitely need to kick them all out cause I need my own space.

un: manbun

[song_of_ice]

You can have mine.

[silverhound]

HELL NO!

I don't want ANY of this! None! Nope! You keep 'em!

un: saypeace

[b0mbshell]

Silver turd?

What's wrong with the blind guy?

[silverhound]

That would be that loser named "Gintoki". He's a real shit lord! 100%. Biggest turd I ever met. I can't seem to kill him.

The blind guy is...sorta okayish. I just wanted my own place but I might keep him after witnessing this shit here.

text / un: stardust

[insurgent]

[ everyone here... is a drama queen... ]

does the blind guy have a name

[silverhound]

[Take that back! Loz is no "drama queen", he's a "drama king"]

I think so? His name is like...boring sounding. It starts with a "M". Like "Michael", "Mikael", "Matt"---!

It's Matt! Yeah, definitely "Matt".

un: tentacleTherapist

[knitpick]

This entire post is proving to be better than a soap opera.
I'm beginning to think opening a therapy practice here would be more profitable than finding a job with any existing business.
I could make a killing on group and family counseling with this crowd.

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[silverhound]

I have no idea what's happening! Everyone is just squawking at each other like angry chocobos!

It's pretty funny. If you can make some gil off them, then do it!

un: silverballs

[naturallywavy]

tell me about it
my room mate is a whiny bastard who just wants to complain about his room mates on the network
_{[ oh wait, this is about him, isn't it? ]}

[silverhound]

[Wait, this sounds suspiciously familiar---]

HEY!!!! Get outta here!!!!

un: e.cullen

[speeds]

I haven't really had any problems with mine.
Those that keep talking on here are probably the same people I can hear from across the street though.
They really are shouting a lot.

[ It doesn't matter if it's weird he can hear them from so far. ]

[silverhound]

YOU CAN HEAR THESE PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE STREET?!!!

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Voice

[unchainedwolf]

Take mine.

[silverhound]

I might consider it.
What are they like?

un. altea

[juniberries]

You can have one of mine.

[GUESS WHICH ONE SHE'S TALKING ABOUT lance. it's lance. sorry buddy.]

[silverhound]

Alright! What is your roommate like? Are they quiet and neat? No loud people! I don't want anymore loud people!

un. lady

[unprays]

If you are offering a space for Jon, perhaps there will be some space left for me, as well.

[ implication: she is just as Done with the shouting as Jon is ]

[silverhound]

No need to ask, just grab your stuff and come on!
House #55. I'll tell Gintoki to give him your bed for the time being.

un: wellsuited

[ofobedience]

As far as I'm aware, this is a temporary measure until we find our own places to live. So at the very least, you won't have to put up with them for long.

Perhaps you might want to consider finding new lodgings sooner rather than later.

[silverhound]

Oh hey! It's you! Long time no see!

How have you been holding up? I'm glad the Network works again but it's been so busy!

Ugh, yeah. I need get my own place pronto! I know this is only temporary but it's for a month!!!

That's 30 days!

un: colt.saa

[shashka]

You can't deal with it for one month? Sounds like you're going to have a hard time.

[ to say nothing of the family/nobility drama unfolding all over the place.

you see this? this is why the Russians had a revolution. ]

[silverhound]

ONE MONTH IS LIKE THIRTY DAYS!
Why would I want to deal with this for thirty days?!

un: mad-dog

[hannya]

you sound like a real fuckin peach yourself

[silverhound]

What?! I'm just being honest!

un: Yousoro★

[ayes]

Don't you think this is a little rude??
They can probably see you posting about them, you know!

[silverhound]

Too late. One of the already seen it...

un: firefalls

[clobbers]

Hey they might think YOU suck too, buddy!

[silverhound]

Impossible because I'm pretty awesome!

[tummyflowers]

Oh, are we doing swapsies? Okay, well, I will offer my giant goat man for your blind dude. Honestly, a blind roommate sounds fantastic. Think of the jokes I could play on him!

[silverhound]

...wait, you have a "goat" for a roommate?

un: theEND

[winddaughter]

I can't believe this has happened.

[because someone had to say it]

[silverhound]

Remind me to...NEVER invite this kind of trouble again.

[Guess who feels absolutely mortified right now.]