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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[song_of_ice]

Send Theon from the room and be done with it, Robb.

[He doesn't like Theon any better, but he's longing for the sweet silence of death compared to this.]

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[reek]

Perhaps you would enjoy sharing quarters with the blind man, Snow. He's better off than any of us, unable to see insufferable face.

[ Theon would leave. Really he would, but he's stubborn. This very well might be war. ]

[song_of_ice]

[Same old Theon.]

Whatever you say, Greyjoy. It would at least be peaceful and quiet.

[reek]

[ In a way, isn't the same old Theon a relief? Just a little bit? ]

I have no reason to stop you. I welcome the thought of you leaving.

[song_of_ice]

[No Theon is a relief.]

Your focus was never on me. Robb has his reasons for hating you, but I have made clear what my thoughts of you are. I don't see any reason to circle around it again.

Fight all you want. I don't want to think of you at all.

[northborn]

I have not found that within my realm to dictate, have you?

On a separate note entirely, brother - I beg you to parse the meaning of your "display name."

[song_of_ice]

Theon is a coward. If you show the right amount of force, he will slink off to be with his sister. He has no place with us.

...

I asked someone to help me set up my username. They put this in without my knowledge.

[northborn]

Do you not wonder that his sister has yet to come and claim him, Jon.

I see. Does it refer to some sort of pastry? Fit only for men?

[song_of_ice]

I won't kill him, but I won't share quarters with him, Robb.

I think it has to do with my hair.

[northborn]

Your... hair? You've tied it smartly away from your face for once, vain as you used to be about it. What of it?

[song_of_ice]

I can't answer what the jest is, Robb. Someone thought it was humorous.

Vain?

[Nope, not him.]

[northborn]

Aye, vain. And now coy, to boot, I see.

[ Any form of jest with his brother lightens his heart amidst all this anger. ]

[song_of_ice]

I seem to recall it wasn't my hair the girls swooned over.

[He remembers who was more popular.]

[northborn]

[ A dry, quiet laugh escapes him. ]

You admired yourself enough for half the girls at Winterfell.

[song_of_ice]

That was Greyjoy. I admired the quiet.