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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[valcurie]

You really are two weeks old.
Are you an AI of some kind? If you're human, that's absolutely unremarkable that you've developed so many capabilities so quickly! Though I guess it does explain some of your behaviour.
You have my apologies, however. I did not know you are so new to life.

[silverhound]

I'm not some computer A.I! I'm sorta like...an alien. I mean, I look "human" but I'm not.

Eh, don't worry about it. I'm still getting used to dealing with...people outside of combat.

[valcurie]

What do you consider yourself, then? Human?
Well, if your roommates are loud and stressing you out, I can imagine that it's quite a tough situation for you. You'll need some pretty advanced conflict management skills to resolve this. But I am sure you can do it peacefully! Think of it as a personal growth opportunity.

[silverhound]

...I don't know. I really don't know.

I.... [He stops typing for a moment as he tries to ponder this question for himself.] I wouldn't say I'm human but I don't want to be anything like Mother.

I'm know I'm not fully human and I guess that's...okay. There's plenty of people here who aren't human. I still fit in.

Ugh, do I really have to settle things peacefully? No punching? Oh, fine!

[valcurie]

Ah, well, you don't really have to know, do you? You're a person all the same.

And people are special because we're able to work with each other.

If you need to punch things, there always is the dojo! I'm sure there're dummies and even other people willing to help you blow off some steam.

[silverhound]

That's what "comprising" means, right? Being able to work with those you don't like an all? Not really fun but better than trying to knock someone's teeth out. I still don't like these two assholes over here.

A dojo? I might give that a shot! That way no one can get angry with me for punching them. Win, win!

[valcurie]

Yes, exactly! Not only will they be less angry with you, you have a better chance of them doing something for you in the future. They'll be more likely to think you're reasonable. And, who knows, maybe you'll come to like each other one day.

Let me know if you ever need a sparring partner. I could use the practise against someone so young and full of energy.