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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

Comments

un: firefalls

[ex_clobbers559]

Hey they might think YOU suck too, buddy!

[silverhound]

Impossible because I'm pretty awesome!

[ex_clobbers559]

Says who????

[silverhound]

Says me~!

[ex_clobbers559]

Gonna need two unbiased sources to back that up.

[silverhound]

Fine! My brothers think I'm awesome but they're asleep right now.

[ex_clobbers559]

I don't think family counts as unbiased. Just saying.

[silverhound]

But they know me best!

[ex_clobbers559]

Bingo.

[silverhound]

...THEN WHO AM I SUPPOSE TO PICK?!!!

un: silverballs (..we rhyme)

[jumpfesta]

can confirm this guy sucks donkey balls

[silverhound]

DROP DEAD!!!!

[jumpfesta]

YOU DROP DEAD!!

yes we do lmao

[ex_clobbers559]

well he IS pretty darn rude

[jumpfesta]

bet his ass gets jealous of his mouth from how much crap comes out of it

[ex_clobbers559]

Wow you two need a sitdown with Dr. Phil or something

[jumpfesta]

more like jerry springer
i didn't ask for this, man
he's been a pain in the ass from the start

i'm not gonna offer him up to trade i'm not that mean of a guy
but if anyone wants to kill him
be my guest

hows your roommate

[ex_clobbers559]

Well that escalated quickly. Uh, pretty sure killing isn't an option. But kicking him out is.

Just change the locks and bam! Done.

She's actually really nice! And I'd met her before, up on the station.

[jumpfesta]

gotta see what this other guy thinks.. maybe we can team up against him..
but you know, three makes a team usually
_{[Maybe he'll just have to get along with them. Like in Naruto.]}

is it just you two together?