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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

Comments

[naturallywavy]

bullcrap
i'd kick your unwiped snotty ass first
and don't even come crying to me when you die

[silverhound]

You're the one who's gonna be crying, chump!
I've fought snakes bigger than you, loser, and won!
You don't scare me!

[naturallywavy]

how the hell do you even know that
i could be somebody who's beaten vegito and you don't even know it

look i just want you to stop eating my food

[silverhound]

...who's Vegito? Huh? I don't get you.

You can have your nasty food!! I don't care!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ And now, it's time for him to geek out: ]}
what were you
born under a rock???

vegito is when goku and vegeta fuse together and become one the strongest beings in existence
i don't have time for you if you can't even get my references

[silverhound]

[Thank goodness this isn't a video chat because Loz is completely dumbfounded.]

...I guess? I don't understand a lot of things yet.

Didn't have time to understand. I just sorta got forced out there.

[naturallywavy]

duh
everyone gets forced out there into the world
right between two legs

it's called being born
_{[ He'd probably be a lot more crass with this explanation in person, but he doesn't feel like typing this all out. ]}

[silverhound]

I wasn't exactly "born" like that.

We were created from the Lifestream by Mother's Will.

[naturallywavy]

_{[ How interesting. Not like Gintoki really knows what he's talking about. But, maybe this means he's a robot, or something weird like that. It could be anything-- Gin has seen everything and is completely numb so it.. (sometimes.) ]}

how old are you
be serious

[silverhound]

[Uh oh. The dreaded question. Loz is thinking of just "lying" to save face here. He told two other people and they both made fun of him. Gintoki would be no different. The man is a complete asshole.]

...why do you want to know?

[He's 100% self-conscious about his age. Yep, totally.]

You're just going to make fun of me.

[naturallywavy]

just seems like you act younger than you look
_{[ and then: ]}
not like that is *always* bad

_{[ maybe he won't be an asshole this time? ]}

[silverhound]

Do I? Well...

[Is he going to regret telling the truth? Most likely--]

Two weeks, okay?! Almost three if I'm counting right but how did we go backwards in time?

It was already September...

Fuck it! I don't know! Everything just happened at once! Trying to keep track is tough!

[naturallywavy]

_{[ There's a long pause and noting on Gintoki's part. Probably because he's laughing his ass off. It's a good thing he's off camera. ]}
you're two weeks old??? seriously??

_{[ and then: ]}
i was wrong, you're older than you act
_{[ nvm, still an asshole ]}

[silverhound]

[...Thank you, Gintoki. Loz is going to hate humans forever.]

I hate you.

[naturallywavy]

look man you shouldn't be so self conscious about it
i'm just giving you shit
though you could probably stop acting like a baby that would help

let me guess.. you probably don't age like humans do either huh
_{[ Gin, you're also immature. You have no right. ]}

[silverhound]

[He snarls. Too bad Gintoki can't hear it but he's damn snarling like some feral jungle cat. Loz is done with this bastard! He just might punch him out of a window when he sees him.]

I don't act like a baby! Not at all! You're just a jerk!

[More angry growling ensues.]

Eh? Maybe. I don't think I can age...

[naturallywavy]

_{[That's completely unfair.]}
seriously though
i'd much rather grow younger than grow older
_{[He might be a tad envious.]}

what are you doing to do when everyone else gets all old and pruny
and you're still alive and kicking
kinda depressing ain't it
_{[a sudden deep question.]}

[silverhound]

But if you grew younger, wouldn't you end up as a baby eventually?

[He's somewhere quietly chuckling at that.]

Um, I don't know but as long as I have the memories...none of that would matter, right?