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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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un: tentacleTherapist

[knitpick]

This entire post is proving to be better than a soap opera.
I'm beginning to think opening a therapy practice here would be more profitable than finding a job with any existing business.
I could make a killing on group and family counseling with this crowd.

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[silverhound]

I have no idea what's happening! Everyone is just squawking at each other like angry chocobos!

It's pretty funny. If you can make some gil off them, then do it!

[knitpick]

It's very tempting.
Tell me, do you think they would seek out such solutions of their own volition?
Plenty of people recoil from the very idea of seeking professional help like one is waving a dead animal carcass at them.
God forbid they get an objective outside perspective to their personal problems.

[silverhound]

[He takes a moment to ponder that.]

Not sure. The two main dudes, Robb & that other guy, don't like each other. Best bet is to have the "Queen" drag them both down for a chat. They have a "sister" but I haven't seen her yet.

Oh! And they have another sibling! He's a bastard. Then, there's the cool dude who knows how to make pancakes. He's nice.

[knitpick]

Such external interventions are par for the course.
As are rational women forcing some sense into their stubborn and hot-headed male companions.
All that said, I imagine the pancake-maker is their best bet at peace in their household.
(After professional help, of course.)
Who can be truly angry when eating pancakes?
Sharing such a meal can soothe even the most savage of tempers.

[silverhound]

I definitely plan to come over if there's free food. The pancake dude is the only guy worth seeing in that house.
I'm not saying that becsuse I'm hungry, either.
The rest really need help.

Go talk to them! They need counseling cause apparently folks can hear then bitching from across the street.

[knitpick]

That really is bad.
But I wouldn't want to be too presumptious.
As much as they seem to need it, therapy isn't the sort of thing of generally best advertized by waltzing up to people in the middle of a personal crisis and offering your services.
And unfortunately, since I'm at the disadvantage of being an age adults are likely not to take seriously, I must be twice as professional as anyone else in the field.

[silverhound]

Right, I hate it when people bring up my age too. So, I can sympathize.

Though, I'm hoping these "wolf folks" are going to be alright. Apparently, there's bad blood between them and this person who I thought was their cousin. His name is Theon.

Theon and Robb don't get along, so I think its just mainly those two arguing all the time. I can't picture arguing with my brothers.

We...usually agree to whatever "Mother" says but---

[knitpick]

[Uh. Hm. Well, now she's curious...]

How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?

[silverhound]

...

Promise not to make a big deal out of it? Please?

[knitpick]

Of course.
I would be a hypocrite otherwise.

[ oh god is she dealing with an actual child? she does not remember seeing any kids on the journey over here?? ]

[silverhound]

Well, alright. You better not freak out.

I look like I'm in my twenties but I've...only been "alive" for two weeks. I'm not human but I look like one.

It's complicated.

[knitpick]

[Okay, that's actually less worrying than she'd prepared herself for. She can deal with this.]

You're good at writing for only being two weeks old.

[silverhound]

Thanks, I guess?

Don't tell anyone!

[knitpick]

You know this conversation isn't private, right?
Anyone who's curious enough can read it.
Like how all your friends up there are jumping in on each other's threads.

[silverhound]

[Oh crud...!]

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT EARLIER?!!!!!!!!

[knitpick]

I thought you knew.
There's proof of that fact all over this very post, after all.

[silverhound]

Don't you blame this on me!