1 ● Seeking: New Rooomates + The Starks Civil War [TEXT]

[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

Comments

[nakatsu]

if you have to shout then shout!
just figure it out.

[northborn]

It's not nearly so easy as you wish it to be.

[ Believe him. He wishes it were, too, down where his deepest voices go unheard. ]

[nakatsu]

no shit
that's life, isn't it? it's always more messed up than it should be
only movies have happy ends that work out perfectly

[but still.]

[northborn]

...Movies?

[ Yes. Of course. Let's latch onto the one foreign concept we fail to understand and deflect expertly. ]

[nakatsu]

[oh right]

it's like a play, but you can watch it anytime??

[northborn]

How is that possible? Do you keep a company of players at your bidding?