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[silverhound]

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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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[silverhound]

[Don't you lie to this big dummy! Loz has more than enough issues. He doesn't need some lazy ass bum hanging around being creepy. That would end in tears and maybe homicide.]

...Ew. No dice!
I don't want that! I don't want it!
Punch him until he gets to damn job!

[vacuum]

When I do hit him, all he does is take it. Guy's too lazy to even fight back.

I've really drawn the short end of the stick here.

[silverhound]

Kick him out! Throw him out the window!

That guy sounds like dead weight, so get rid of him quick! What's his name?

[vacuum]

That's one of my options.

I'll give him a few days to prove himself. Rent's free right now, but I'm not covering rent later on for a guy who won't do shit.

His name's Sakamaki Shu.

[silverhound]

Totally! I wouldn't pay rent for a deadbeat either.

Maybe you should find your own pad? I'm thinking about it since I like my space but I need to make some gil first.

[vacuum]

Gil?

[ Is that what the currency's called ... He hasn't been around enough to know yet. ]

Yeah, that was my plan also. It's nice of them to let us stay rent free but these apartments are too shoddy for my tastes. I prefer to live alone,
too.

[silverhound]

Yep! That's what we called the "money" in my world. I bet this place accepts gil.

Living alone is best because you don't have to worry about s8meone staring at you when you sleep. Or someone on the toliet all the time.
Plus, you get to be alone and stretch out.

[vacuum]

Who's been staring at you as you sleep?

[silverhound]

The blind dude! He gotta be staring at people from behind those shades!

[vacuum]

But he can't see ...

[silverhound]

[A long pause]

...Right! I mean I knew that but still pretty weird to have people share a room.

No privacy.

[vacuum]

[ what is this guy. truly. yeah for loz's sake he's not going to bring that up. ]

Doubt they're going to let us hang around here forever,
anyway. Free lodging sounds way too good to be true.

Once we find a way to get some money, we'll be able to move out.