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How come I have to have a "silver turd" and a "blind dude" as roommates? They both suck!
Who came up with this idea? This is stupid.

Might kick them out. They're too noisy.

Does anyone even like their roommates? Mine are annoying. Let's do a trade.

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mine won't stop yelling at each other
it's like world war three in here

dude did i win the roommate lottery or something?
i mean
one of them doesnt like showers all that much
but at least i know them well enough!

I'll trade you a NEET for your blind guy.

[ BEHOLD. The white walker lookalike from the trek across Olympia. A grunt of disapproval escapes Robb's mouth as he jabs his fingers against his device. No, it isn't that he's still unfamiliar with high-level technology, he simply types with purpose. ]

What right have you to criticize those our hosts deemed fit for your dwelling arrangements? You do realize you were given ample opportunity to select housemates ahead of time. Could it be that no one volunteered to have you?

[ Listen, he's projecting a bit, here. He was able to select Jon and Sansa, even approved (warily) of Nakatsu. But Theon??? How could Darma do this to him! ]

You’re welcome to the whole host of mine, if you manage to separate three of the four. They travel in a pack.

[ Well, this entire post is... something. From start to — whatever is going on right now, because it's definitely not finishing any time soon. Edmund is living with Dany and is probably current watching her type furiously at her own device.

But he's not going to address that. ]

was there a need to insult your housemates
in your search for a new place?

asking nicely is simple.

Have you considered asking them to be more considerate?
Or perhaps thought of being so yourself? Your complaints don't seem that warranted.

( 'you suck' is pretty weak tbh; if he's gonna be all ad hominem at least be creative )

It's possible you were placed there as an exercise in learning to get along with others.
I can see why; this was childish of you.

I like my roommates well enough. If you gave yours a chance, you might, too.

As well you should if they are disturbing you and others.

( Dany isn't helping here; she'd much rather have her own room, period. )

But have you considered what's worse: having to share a single bedpan with them?

You can have mine.

Silver turd?

What's wrong with the blind guy?

Edited 2017-07-23 10:21 (UTC)

[ everyone here... is a drama queen... ]

does the blind guy have a name

This entire post is proving to be better than a soap opera.
I'm beginning to think opening a therapy practice here would be more profitable than finding a job with any existing business.
I could make a killing on group and family counseling with this crowd.

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tell me about it
my room mate is a whiny bastard who just wants to complain about his room mates on the network
_{[ oh wait, this is about him, isn't it? ]}

I haven't really had any problems with mine.
Those that keep talking on here are probably the same people I can hear from across the street though.
They really are shouting a lot.

[ It doesn't matter if it's weird he can hear them from so far. ]

Take mine.

You can have one of mine.

[GUESS WHICH ONE SHE'S TALKING ABOUT lance. it's lance. sorry buddy.]

If you are offering a space for Jon, perhaps there will be some space left for me, as well.

[ implication: she is just as Done with the shouting as Jon is ]

As far as I'm aware, this is a temporary measure until we find our own places to live. So at the very least, you won't have to put up with them for long.

Perhaps you might want to consider finding new lodgings sooner rather than later.

You can't deal with it for one month? Sounds like you're going to have a hard time.

[ to say nothing of the family/nobility drama unfolding all over the place.

you see this? this is why the Russians had a revolution. ]

you sound like a real fuckin peach yourself

Don't you think this is a little rude??
They can probably see you posting about them, you know!

Hey they might think YOU suck too, buddy!

Oh, are we doing swapsies? Okay, well, I will offer my giant goat man for your blind dude. Honestly, a blind roommate sounds fantastic. Think of the jokes I could play on him!

I can't believe this has happened.

[because someone had to say it]

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