text; un: iron_captian

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[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]

HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????

[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

Comments

[bruxisms]

WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS IS A GUN.

[ and while we're at it roomie... ]

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU FOR A FEW DAYS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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A QUEER WEAPON OF SORTS FIT FOR COWARDS ONLY

I HAVE BEEN BUSY

[He's thick. But not thick enough to say he's in prison on this strange device.]

text | blackwind

[laveers]

With a bigger gun.

[ that's how guns work??? smh ]

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I WANT NO GUN

audio, un: Malachor

[jensaarai]

[His response is simple, with a deadpanned tone.]

You don't.

text; un: iron_captian

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[He's keeping to text because he doesn't need anymore heat. He's still trying to get down to three stars...]

I WILL

[No one tells him no!]

text; un: vanguardikora

[walkingthevoid]

Do you mean you have the gun or your opponent has the gun?

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MY OPPONENT

I WOULD USE NO SUCH WEAPON

[kissintime]

cut off their hands. can't shoot a gun if you don't got hands!!

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THAT IS MY INTENTION

text; un: ironborn

[reek]

By not being stupid.

What have you done?

[ Because, you know, you didn't tell him. ]

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IT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU

[... yet. The shit is still hitting the fan.]

text | un: priest

[congratulating]

How far away are you from the person with a gun?

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DISTANT OR CLOSE DOES NOT SEEM TO MATTER. I WOULD PREFER TO BE CLOSE.

VIDEO | un: diana

[wondie]

You must not be seen until you can still the threat.

( or you could try having bulletproof cuffs, Vicky. that works too!!!! )

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I FIND IT DIFFICULT TO BE UNSEEN

[He's a little on the enormous side.]

text; un: capn.sparrow

[drinkupmehearties]

[ Bro what sort of trouble have you gotten yourself into?? ]

if youve no other choice but to fight, [ because honestly running away is always the better option ] make sure youve not been noticed and ambush him.

otherwise, itll be a fight youll most likely lose.

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[He got thrown in jail. It's the worse.]

IT IS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO GO UNSEEN

text, un: willem

[veneries]

[Ramsay has been doing his homework and knows what a gun is.]

How do you fight someone with a bow that can pierce armour?

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LET THE FIRST SPLINTER YOUR SHIELD

KILL THE ARCHER BEFORE THERE IS ANOTHER

[Which is fine, but he already knows that a gun will fire too quickly to just keep absorbing the blows. He does note this is Willem, though. Hmm.]

text | un: muerte

[deathproofs]

shoot first to guarantee you shoot last.

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I DO NOT USE GUNS.

text | un: aceofhearts

[exorion]

harder guns

better guns

faster guns

stronger guns

honestly the choices are endless

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THAT IS NOT HELPFUL

text; un umenosuke

[shikomizue]

Dodge the bullets.

[a facetious way to say 'get good', really]

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IMPOSSIBLE.

[He's just now dealing with guns. He hasn't moved his way into superhero physics yet.]

text | un: Armstrong

[wallofbriggs]

The same way you fight any other. You beat them to the punch.

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SURPRISE HAS ITS LIMITS.

[And let's be frank. Victarion isn't sneaking up on anyone.]

text; username BURTMACKLIN

[awesomenesss]

OK step 1 you have GOT to get in their heads.
It's called psychocolgical warefare and it is effective as hell.
Start playing some crazy music and get all weird to cyke them out, crazy dancing maybe, make sure you do a really crazy face, like what are you going 2 do nexT?? Noone knows! Maybe it's the splits! Maybe it's a leg thing! Maybe you're tap dancing a little

And that's when you start step 2 which is: get closer. But you hve to go slow cuz no one wants a really psyho guy close to them. Close the distance btwen you.

Step -1 is you have to get jacked. Like JACKED. Work out ALOT.

Cuz step 3 is: when you're within range you punch that a hole right in the hand and knock the gun out of his hand and then you do a swift takedown and pin him in the nastiest arm bar and make him sorry he ever tried to mess with you. And shame him too. A gun is a brutal weapon and the beauty of the fight is in the body. Which is how you're fighting. And then you can put him away for a long long time.

I guess step -2 is you have to get good at some form of martial arts.

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[Victarion hasn't read anything this long in ages and he would have given up upon seeing the length, but he frankly has nothing better to do sitting in a cell. So he actually manages to get through all of it, trying desperately to take it seriously. Crazy music isn't that out of the question, as armies often will sing loudly to demoralize their foes. The dancing is a bit harder to understand. What us is that?

And then, he realizes, there is actually a sliver of a good idea in there.]

PREY ON THEIR HESITATION. CRAVENS WHO USE GUNS WOULD BE EASILY COWED.

[No this is the worst advice he's received.]

text; un: Crusader08

[panzersoldat]

[ One older guy to another older guy ]

With heavy armor and a shield of course! Or at least ballistic Kevlar vests.

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YES THIS IS WHAT I NEED.

WHERE DO I OBTAIN THIS?

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[unpromising]

Is this a test

[ Like a riddle? ]

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ONLY FOR MYSELF.

[atwo]

You can't.

Well, you can, but your chances of beating them are highly unlikely unless you, a, catch them off guard or b, some ... 'supernatural' powers.

[ maybe. idk, she's never had to use a gun before. ]

Why?

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WOULD THAT SUPERNATURAL POWERS WERE EASILY OBTAINED, I WOULD NEED NOT ASK.

[saucius]

Very, very quickly.

[ Victarion no. ]

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THERE HAS BEEN A CONSENSUS TO THAT NATURE. SPEED, STEALTH, MORE GUNS, AND SPINNING FOR SOME REASON.

[yeah he's not spinning.]