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[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]

HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????

[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

Comments

[unpromising]

Maybe for you

[ In which case, he's pretty stumped. He's only able to fight people with guns because he can easily deflect them with his Aura or with his sword--

Wait. That's it. ]

Do you have a sword?

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I HAVE A SWORD. WHY?

[It's an axe, but he's trying to stay incognito!]

[unpromising]

Use it to deflect the bullets
Spin it

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SPIN IT. AGAINST THE BULLETS. I SEE.

[It's pretty bad when it's Andy Dwyer that has the good ideas around here. Victarion is not nearly dumb enough to try spinning a weapon at a hail of bullets.]

[unpromising]

Yeah, if you don't have a shield, that's your next best thing

[ It totally works from his experience! ]

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I THINK I WILL LOOK FOR A SHIELD INSTEAD.

[unpromising]

Good idea

[ But, he wouldn't mind helping this guy out. Just... Just so he doesn't die. Or something. ]

If you need someone to keep shooting at you for practice, let me know

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DO YOU TRULY THINK ANY WOULD TAKE YOU UP ON SO FOOLISH AN OFFER?

[Sparring is one thing. Being shot at is just stupid.]

[unpromising]

Works in my school

[ He... is honestly confounded by the reaction. It's not THAT foolish, is it? ]

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IT MUST MAKE FOR A HARSH EDUCATION

[unpromising]

You might be surprised
It's normal

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I SEE. THOSE WHO ARE WEAK DIE, SO THE STRONGEST SURVIVE.

[A little extreme, even for the Ironborn. That's basically Unsullied-level shit, but hey. No judgement here.]

[unpromising]

What?
No

[ Holy shit that's some intense thinking. ]

But people train that way, especially since guns make such easy weapons

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YOU MAKE VERY LITTLE SENSE. I DOUBT ANY OF YOUR CLAIMS TO BE TRUE.

[unpromising]

No one's forcing you to believe me, so that's fine
No big deal