Victarion Greyjoy (
pricechecked) wrote in
elnysa2017-10-01 10:39 pm
text; un: iron_captian
[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????
[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????
[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

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I DO NOT THINK THEY WOULD GRANT ME THEIR ARMS. THERE MUST BE OTHER MEANS.
[The Royal Guard was sure as hell not going to give anything to their prisoner. Even if it came from King Richard, who sounded like the sort of person who was played by a fantastic person with amazing taste in characters.]
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Other means? Well, I'm sure you could ask someone to help make you something. If I bring my Kevlar undersuit to a blacksmith or a tailor, perhaps they might be able to make something. It won't be as good as what I have, but it might stop some of it.
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[A kind of Ironborn Justice that has to be carried out.]
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Though I do understand if you would rather yourself. If so, your justice will have to wait until I can find someone, if only because I can't just loan you my undersuit.
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YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED.
[Besides, knights was the sort of thing the greenlanders did. They could be great warriors, but their ways were not the Old Way.]
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I didn't mean any insult. And I will do what I can about some Kevlar. If I can, were can I find you to give it to you?
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YOU CAN TAKE IT TO HOUSE THIRTY SEVEN. THAT IS WHERE MY NIECE LIVES.
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I will do that. I just need a couple more things. I need to know your sizing and your name, so that I don't frighten your niece if I suddenly show up with body armor.
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[But... dammit, he has to do this private thing again. He only just learned it and it's REALLY hard to put up. He's just bad at it.]
MY NAME IS VICTARION. I HAVE NO SIZING FOR YOU. A SMITH'S APPRENTICE TAKES THE MEASUREMENT FOR ME.
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Victarion. I am Reinhardt. And I see. Well, let me think how to do this then. I do not know your world so I don't know what to compare to.
I know! Give me a second.
[ A few minutes later, Reinhardt sends a selfie of him next to a normal sized door, which means he makes it look small. ]
That is me. The door is normal sized. Where would you stand, compared to myself and the door?
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WILL THAT SUFFICE?
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That's perfect. I will see what I can do about something like armor. I will have to tell you that it's likely not going to be remotely like mine, but it will stop most of it. At at least make it more survivable.
private
[The Old Way would not abide to just being given anything. It would shame him to have to pay the gold price for this gift, but better that than to wear the charity of another.]
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Repayment? For a gift? A gift is something freely given with no thought for repayment. But I understand honor, so perhaps if there is ever a fight that you feel you need backup for, you will think to call me. I feel as if I haven't had a good battle in ages. That is what I want. The oppertinity to fight along side you some day.
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I AM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE OFFERING TO REPAY MY DEBT BY AIDING YOU IN YOUR BATTLES,
NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.
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private
[He has his honor. It may be the twisted Ironborn version of honor, but he's bound to it either way.]