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[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]

HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????

[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

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NO ONE IS THAT FAST

[He's in for a rude awakening.]

[kissintime]

oh.

then you might be kinda fucked.

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I'LL FIND A WAY

[Find would be emphasized here somehow, if he knew how. But he doesn't. And he will work this out, with or without help.]

[kissintime]

what no man there is "no way" you will DIE.

at least try and see if you can get a bullet proof vest in this hodunk world.

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I WILL WANT MORE THAN JUST A VEST

[But that's sort of helpful. So there is a 'bullet proof' sort of armor.]

[kissintime]

dude i dunno try to find a way to get riot gear?

why the fuck do you even need to fight guns? just get a gun and shoot them before they shoot you!

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I DO NOT WISH TO FIGHT AS THEY DO. I AM A TRUE IRONBORN WARRIOR. I AM NO CRAVEN.


[Riot gear, though. It's an odd description, but he'll make a note of that.]

[kissintime]

you'll be TRULY dead if you run into fucking gunfire and get yourself killed by that lame ass craven chump but ok man you do you.

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I DO NOT INTEND TO RUN INTO GUNFIRE.
THAT IS WHY I AM ASKING.

[Which is really hard for him, okay. He hates having to resort to help. But he hates getting two bullets in his right foot, a bullet in his thigh, and another in his shoulder. Only one part of his body is bulletproof and it's not nearly enough.]

[kissintime]

ok look im getting the feeling you're one of those people who never had guns in their world right?

just take blackwinds advice and get a bigger gun. no shame in fighting fire with fire here.

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[He's gritting his teeth over here, but maybe... a bigger gun isn't such a bad idea...]

WOULD A BIGGER GUN HAVE A BLADE?

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if you want it to. gun-blade. or gun-sword. sword-gun? shit the world is your oyster.

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A LONG GUN WITH AN AXE BLADE. THAT WOULD DO FINE.

[One of the two had a long gun. With an axe's blade, well, it would just be an axe that spat out bullets, right?]

[kissintime]

that sounds metal as fuck. dude. if you make that you HAVE to show it off ok?

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I WOULD GLADLY DO SO. WHEN IT IS DONE, WHERE WOULD I FIND YOU?

[kissintime]

i live in the 17th house, but you can always just hit me up on text man. dude, if you SERIOUSLY make that shit, i will get you a second one. like insta.

[ using duplication powers to make more axe blade guns in the world is a noble act. ]

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IF IT SO EASY, WHY NOT MAKE IT NOW?

[kissintime]

you gotta make one first and then i can dupe it. that's how my power works man i don't make guns i replicate them. and other non-gun things.

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WHAT A TEDIOUS POWER. I WILL REMEMBER IT, WHEN I OBTAIN MY WEAPON.