Victarion Greyjoy (
pricechecked) wrote in
elnysa2017-10-01 10:39 pm
text; un: iron_captian
[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????
[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????
[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

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youd be amazed how many dead guys i used to know who said the same thing
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[Victarion is so the exception here. He has a freakin' volcano hand. And he's Ironborn, so he can't talk without saying some badass boast.]
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one of those men was a god
[okay so cayde didn't kill him but he helped!!! that guardian couldn't have done it without him. and eris. but mostly him.]
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[Vic has TWO gods. And one of them gave him a volcano arm. So he kinda knows his shit here.]
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point is if it can die someone can kill it and that includes you. even in close quarters
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[And not the end of a gun barrel from yards away...]
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word of advice though
lotta guns are more dangerous up close so you might wanna be aware of that
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[Literally had two assholes shoot him at close range. It wasn't fun.]