text; un: iron_captian

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[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]

HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????

[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

Comments

[exorion]

what do you mean its not helpful

i gave you four whole gun based options

all of those work for me

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I AM LOOKING FOR NON GUN OPTIONS

[exorion]

whatve you got against guns

i mean if youre quick and you can take a few bullets you can probably get close enough for diff weapons but then youre kinda depending on them not being able to fight up close

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FEW MEN CAN FIGHT ME UP CLOSE. FEWER HAVE SURVIVED TO SPEAK OF IT.

[exorion]

sure thing buddy

youd be amazed how many dead guys i used to know who said the same thing

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THOSE MEN WERE NOT ME

[Victarion is so the exception here. He has a freakin' volcano hand. And he's Ironborn, so he can't talk without saying some badass boast.]

[exorion]

i mean

one of those men was a god

[okay so cayde didn't kill him but he helped!!! that guardian couldn't have done it without him. and eris. but mostly him.]

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IF HE DIED, HE WAS NO TRUE GOD

[Vic has TWO gods. And one of them gave him a volcano arm. So he kinda knows his shit here.]

[exorion]

whatever youre wrong but im not gonna get into it

point is if it can die someone can kill it and that includes you. even in close quarters

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I DO NOT FEAR DEATH. BUT IF AM TO DIE, I WANT TO LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE MAN WHO FELL ME.

[And not the end of a gun barrel from yards away...]

[exorion]

cool

word of advice though

lotta guns are more dangerous up close so you might wanna be aware of that

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I AM AWARE OF THIS. I AM PREPARING FOR WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

[Literally had two assholes shoot him at close range. It wasn't fun.]