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[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]

HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????

[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

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I WOULD HATE TO BE AS WEAK AS THEY ARE. BUT IT MAY BE INEVITABLE.

[At this point, with how many people has drilled that into his head, he's starting to yield on the point.]

The one who wins the fight is the strongest - it's not power to rely on melee weapons alone, it's stupidity.

I DO NOT SUFFER OTHER MEN TO CALL ME STUPID.

[Seriously that's half the reason this whole problem began.]

Even if it's a man with a gun?

DOUBLY SO FOR THEM.

If you approach them with only an ax, I think you'll be disappointed in just how much you suffer.

THEN I MUST FIND SOMETHING TO MAKE THEIR SUFFERING GREATER.

Good answer.

Got any ideas?

THOUGH IT MIGHT SHAME ME TO WIELD IT, MAYHAPS I SHALL FIND A GUN OF MY OWN.

Make sure it's bigger than theirs.

DOES A GREATER SIZE GIVE THEM MORE POWER?

Usually.

More metal is a sign of firepower, as well.

Though, get too greedy and you may level a street corner along with your target.

MAYHAPS I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT STREET CORNER

[In other words, that kind of sounds badass.]

[he likes the way you think]

Then by all means, make a show of it.

Then only the strongest or stupidest will come after you.

I WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY

I'll look forward to seeing the rubble you'll leave in your wake.

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