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[It's later in the day and the bomb has gone off, but someone hasn't yet heard about it. He's got a slightly more pressing question right now. It's a good one, really.]

HOW DO YOU FIGHT A PERSON WITH A GUN????

[He's also kind of an older guy too. Texting doesn't come natural to him.]

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[Victarion is caught trying to decide if that would be incredibly badass or just really stupid. Which basically makes it standard Ironborn.]

MIGHT BE THAT WOULD WORK, BUT AN AXE IS BETTER FOR BATTLE. LEAVE THE RAZORS FOR MEN WHO WISH TO LOOK LIKE SOFT BOYS.

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OK but wouldn't they cut their hands?

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IRONBORN ARE NEVER SO CLUMSY

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[Probably the most impressive thing Andy has read yet. Or at least, it's wiped out the other impressive things that were already read and discarded.

Speaking as a guy who partially concussed himself by sneezing his forehead into a hammer and then falling on the floor--]

Never never?

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NEVER. NOT FOR ANY TRUE IRONBORN.

[There's always exceptions. Like Theon.]