text; un: gamora

[godslay]

A Public Service Announcement:

Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.

Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.





P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord

Comments

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

Awww, Gamora. That’s so sweet of you to say. I’ve gotta say, this is totally unexpected and, you know.

100% true.

But still. Thanks!

voice; @gamora

[godslay]

[ DEEP. BREATHS. ]

I want you to know something, Peter.

text; un: flashgoddess

[catfident]

That's a lot of claims, with no evidence to back them up.

[ where's the photographic/videographic proof ]

voice; @star-lord

[nostalgiabomb]

[ listen you don’t need receipts when you’re this smooth ]

It’s less of, like, an absolute truth thing, and more like a thing you just sort of feel in your heart after a few short minutes.

[ also Peter is apparently that assholes who answers text messages by calling. whoops. ]

text; un: gamora

[godslay]

All of these claims are unsubstantiated and false. Disregard this message.

text, un: kale

[kaleorbekaled]

I don't understand why having sick dance moves would be a good thing. I would have thought that would mean that they're obscene or so bad that they make a person ill to look at them.

[But she's amused. So very amused.]

text; un: gamora

[godslay]

People from Earth have different meanings for common words.

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

It's, uh. Slang, actually. It means, like, you know. Really, really cool. Totally rad.

video; un: ROCKET

[beatupgrass]

Hey, Quill, when Gamora murders you, can I watch?

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

First of all, thanks for the support, man. Real cool of you to sit back and watch while you think I'm in mortal danger.

Second of all, Gamora's not gonna "murder me." [ And he echoes the words mockingly. You know, in the doofy voice. ]

private; text, @star-lord

[nostalgiabomb]

HEY ROCKET

WHAT THE FUCK

id: killjoy

[motivation]

the most modest
definitely ( not )

text; un: gamora

[godslay]

Anyone who calls Peter "modest" is lying.

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

Absolutely.

And thank you for saying so.

voice; un: rtozier

[summertimeblues]

And who takes second place after?

[WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE now that it looks like Gamora has her phone back and may dispose of this intrepid imposter]

voice; @gamora

[godslay]

There would have to be a first place to begin with.

[ But u know if she kills Peter, there may be an open slot. ]

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

Kevin Bacon.

voice; un: lady

[unprays]

... oh.

[ somehow, a lot of things Rocket has said in passing make so much more sense right now. ]

So you're the one who was going to "woo" Gamora with some expensive wine. I wondered then how that would work, but I see now that all your ideas are likely to be disasters.

voice; @gamora

[godslay]

[ This is definitely Gamora's voice, and not Quill. Oops. ]

... What wine?

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

[ WHAT ]

I'm not—

What? Wow, that isn't— I'm not—

Wine? What wine? Where would you even—?

That's ridiculous.

[ Also, it's not wine anymore. The plan might be a literal sword. ]

text, un: swan

[sheriffing]

He sounds fun.

[ familiar. he sounds familiar. this is something Hook would do if he could be bothered to send a text.]

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

I am fun, and thank you for saying so.

voice; un: mantis

[uglybug]

Should I not come home for awhile?

[She may adore Peter and she also is growing fond of Gamora but this seems to be something the two of them the needs to work out.

Alone.

You know, without anyone who might be caught in a crossfire.]

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

You guys are totally blowing this out of proportion. No one's getting murdered or maimed or whatever it is you all think's gonna happen.

[ Someone may certainly get yelled at, though. Or have things thrown at them. Or be iced out for a little while.

But, actually, physically, literally murdered?

....





you should find a motel, Mantis. ]

voice, un: armstrong

[wallofbriggs]

What kind of name is Star-Lord?

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

A good one.

un: flashgordon

[godwins]

Someone should tell Star-Lord that he has some pretty creaking ideas about what words mean.

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

I'll take your opinion under consideration.

Can't promise I'll, like, pay attention to it? But, you know. Your input is appreciated.

un: s.trevor

[dianano]

I need to see these dance moves.

voice; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

Name the time and the place, my man, and I'd be more than happy to share.