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text; un: gamora
A Public Service Announcement:
Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.
Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord
Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.
Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord
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Peter’s greatest weakness: Someone who can do basic math.
His fidgeting goes unseen, but when he speaks, he keeps his tone light, conversational: ]
It’s not all that complicated. I left Earth around 1988. Hadn’t been back since.
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And then you fluttered off to Narnia, did you?
[There is a beat. He had been assuming these people all met here, but with Allura allegedly hanging out with Earthlings before coming here, perhaps he should keep a more open mind.
Not to mention there was the alarming anecdote the lady tossed him way back at the gala. Less derisively now:]
Gamora said something about getting kidnapped as a kid. Was that how you two met?
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Then, a little soberly, ]
No. She was kidnapped by someone else. A giant purple dickweed.
[ Which is to say, Peter was also taken from his home, just not by said giant purple dickweed.
WELCOME TO SPACE, where everyone is just kidnapping everyone else and laws barely matter. ]
The two of us didn't meet till kinda recently.
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[a mostly inaudible grumble follows, something along the lines of "Purple, fuck this."]
Pardon my prying, this is pretty personal isn't it? Forget I asked.
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It's fine. Like, I get it, I mean. That's a weird gap to account for.
Just, you know. One day I was on Earth, the next day I'm not, and suddenly I'm hangin' out with grey-skinned dudes with giant black eyes who think it's a decent idea to let an eight year old handle a laser gun.
That's about the long and short of it.
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Actually in many respects. Gamora should be thankful they are not in the same room.
Also what exactly does one say to that? Sorry for your abduction, have a nice lollipop? Richie can only do what he's always done: hide behind yet another voice. Have some Sean Connery for what ails you.]
Shounds like a tough deal, junior.
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Completely unexpected.
Which is why it startles a laugh out of Peter, and he looks incredulously at the comm in his hand. ]
What the hell was that?
[ guess which asshole tragically missed Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? ]
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So he switches instead to what was, at the time, the more iconic turn the Scot took.]
The man behind Bond. James Bond.
[Normally now.]
Don't tell me you made time for Footloose and left Goldfinger on the shelf.
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No, I've seen it. I guess your impersonation was just missing, like, a little something.
[ A thoughtful pause, then, ]
The charm. That's it. It was missing the charm.
Maybe try being charming?
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But I can also run really fast.
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Luckily for me, I'm also really, really good at hiding.
[ Hide and Seek Champ 2k14 ]
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Good luuuuck~
video; @star.lord
Just to flip Richie the bird.
but, like, it's a companionable middle finger. a middle finger between friends.
god help you. ]
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