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[godslay]

A Public Service Announcement:

Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.

Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.





P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord

Comments

[wallofbriggs]

Jokes are funny.

But no, the admitting it was you at the end blew the illusion.

[nostalgiabomb]

... yeah. I am literally trying to tell you that I wasn’t pretending to be Gamora. So, like, there wasn’t really any illusion to be had.