text; un: gamora
A Public Service Announcement:
Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.
Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord
Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.
Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord
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Just as well. I'm an American, and I don't go in for that kinda thing.
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Yeah? Me too, actually. I was from Missouri.
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Where are you "from" then, if you don't mind my asking?
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Explains why you seem so keen to ignore orders, then.
[ an extended form of teenage rebellion?? Peter's seen enough John Hughes movies to recognize the signs. ]
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[ He does sound like a teenager. ]
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Seriously? I thought the military was supposed to, like, instill a respect of authority or whatever? I'm pretty sure that's what all the push-up are for.
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[ Bucky's experience is a little bit tilted. People always broke the rules for him. ]
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[ And cartoons and comics, whenever Gramps let him take a look at those old issues of Captain America.
... admittedly, none of these are a particularly accurate. ]
Apparently it's a lot of running laps, a lot of push-ups, and a lot of making beds.
[ sprinkle in the occasional bouts of screaming from a drill sergeant, and you have Peter's understanding of basic training. ]
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Well, I don't like to brag, but I've done a lot of KP duty. Still, you think the whole point of the army is basic training?
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[ the movies don't cover acronyms, apparently. ]
I mean, obviously there's the whole defending your country part, but that kinda goes without saying.
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Anyway, it's the defending your country that's the big order. I figure most other stuff's negotiable. [ This is... not how it actually works. ]
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Is it, though? I thought soldiers were supposed to listen to orders from higher-ups. Like, when someone says jump, you ask, "How high?"
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... Fair point.
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You can't believe everything's like they tell it in the newsreels.
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[ And he does sound earnest enough as he says it. ]
But the guy you were following. He didn't, like, treat you crappy for disobeying orders or whatever?
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What about you? Got anyone to boss you around?