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[godslay]

A Public Service Announcement:

Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.

Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.





P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord

Comments

[summertimeblues]

[In that respect they're strangely alike.

Actually in many respects. Gamora should be thankful they are not in the same room.

Also what exactly does one say to that? Sorry for your abduction, have a nice lollipop? Richie can only do what he's always done: hide behind yet another voice. Have some Sean Connery for what ails you.]

Shounds like a tough deal, junior.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ That's.

Completely unexpected.

Which is why it startles a laugh out of Peter, and he looks incredulously at the comm in his hand. ]

What the hell was that?

[ guess which asshole tragically missed Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? ]

[summertimeblues]

[i mean so did richie by 4 years but sean connery was famous long before that so i'm sticking to my guns here

So he switches instead to what was, at the time, the more iconic turn the Scot took.]

The man behind Bond. James Bond.

[Normally now.]

Don't tell me you made time for Footloose and left Goldfinger on the shelf.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He snorts out a laugh. ]

No, I've seen it. I guess your impersonation was just missing, like, a little something.

[ A thoughtful pause, then, ]

The charm. That's it. It was missing the charm.

Maybe try being charming?

[summertimeblues]

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Has Gamora caught up to you yet?

[nostalgiabomb]

Not yet.

But I can also run really fast.

[summertimeblues]

Better get to hoofing it, "Star Lord". My bet is that she's faster.

[nostalgiabomb]

[ He hisses in a breath, something that says, "Yeah, you're not wrong," only not in so many words. ]

Luckily for me, I'm also really, really good at hiding.

[ Hide and Seek Champ 2k14 ]

[summertimeblues]

[In a sing song voice that in no way conveys confidence:]

Good luuuuck~

video; @star.lord

[nostalgiabomb]

[ As a parting gift, as Peter officially and earnestly goes into fight or flight mode, he turns on the camera.

Just to flip Richie the bird.

but, like, it's a companionable middle finger. a middle finger between friends.

god help you. ]

[summertimeblues]