text; un: gamora

[godslay]

A Public Service Announcement:

Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.

Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.





P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord

Comments

voice; @gamora

[godslay]

There would have to be a first place to begin with.

[ But u know if she kills Peter, there may be an open slot. ]

[summertimeblues]

Well drum up some results, Gam-gam! I'm itching to see who takes the podium. Just who do you figure are the most charming fellows around?

[what even counts as charming for you, aliens are a total enigma]

[godslay]

[ ... A pause. ]

You can keep your teeth or "Gam-Gam." Pick one.

[ get those nicknames out of here, rich. ]

[summertimeblues]

Hmm...I do like my teeth, but if you come to punch them out that means I finally get to see you again.

Tough call.

[godslay]

You can ask to see me without needing to lose your teeth.

[ Really, they're both better off that way. ]

[summertimeblues]

Gamora.

Come over.

[godslay]

[ A loooooong pause. ]

... Are you being serious?

[ LIKE DOES HE WANT TO HANG OUT AT THIS EXACT SECOND???? IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF HIS JOKES???? Gamora is not sure how to proceed. ]

[summertimeblues]

Deadly so.

Once you're done turning our dear Star Lord inside out of course.

[godslay]

That shouldn't take long.

[ She's a very effective assassin, after all. ]

Do you have food?

[ If she's coming over, you better feed her. ]

[summertimeblues]

[Nice.]

More master assassinery at work, I love it.

Of course I have food. What are you in the mood for?

[godslay]

Something spicy.

[ Endlessly helpful and specific, that's Gamora. ]

I've missed hitting fruitlessly on gamora, thanks for this

[summertimeblues]

[A delighted gasp from the other end of the line.]

Si, señora! Aaaaanything you like!

it is such a joy tbh too bad all that effort will go nowhere

[godslay]

[ The sound of her rolling her eyes has to be almost audible at this point. ]

It better be a lot of food.

falls to knees weeping blood, listen peter can come too just let him kiss her damn cheek ONCE

[summertimeblues]

Slaughtering buffoons must work up an appetite. I'll tell Beverly we're expecting company.

[Shoots her an addy, pls come on by baby]

ALL THIS BOY MIGHT EVER GET her heart belongs to anotha

[godslay]

[ Well, it's been a hot minute since she heard that name. Gamora needs to be better about socializing, really. ]

I'll be there shortly.

[ And she will be expecting food. So! Much! Food! ]

the coldest story ever told

[summertimeblues]

I'll be counting the seconds, darlin'.

[she will have it, in spades even...]

sneaks this in here u saw nothing

[godslay]

Put that effort into making sure the food is ready instead of counting.

[ She doesn't sound entirely exasperated – just in that fond way that says "you're absurd." ]

(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง(ง'̀-'́)ง

[nostalgiabomb]

( ˘ ³˘)♥ ~~

[summertimeblues]