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[godslay]

A Public Service Announcement:

Star-Lord is the handsomest, funniest, most modest guy around with the sweetest singing voice and the sickest dance moves. It’s an absolute privilege and delight to call him a friend. My days are enriched for knowing him and fuller for speaking with him.

Everyone adores him. They think he’s a righteous dude.





P.S. – Gamora, you shouldn’t leave your comm lying around unlocked. xoxo Star-Lord

Comments

[summertimeblues]

I feel like I'm missing half a story here.

[beatupgrass]

Only the legend of Footloose from Earth, apparently. Quill had us all convinced that stupid story was just something Earth mommies and daddies tell their kids at bedtime.

[summertimeblues]

What? Are you serious? [and why?] Maybe if they really did ban dancing in the future but fuck, I can't see that having much more success than Prohibition.

[after a moment, because this is a "space raccoon"]

Which was a ban on liquor, by the way.

[beatupgrass]

... That's a thing that happens?

[summertimeblues]

With very little success, I assure you. I'm told the parties just got wilder.

[beatupgrass]

Well, yeah. Whenever they make weapons illegal in the wider galaxy, more people will pay top dollar for 'em... Or break into confiscated weapons lockers to steal 'em.

[Guess which one Rocket does.] Anything good is best when you ain't supposed to have it.