text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

Comments

[originallutece]

I'm missing blue earrings. I assume your ferret is responsible. Or, possibly, you.

Have you named him yet?

[enarms]

What would I want with them?

Not really.

text; un: R

[winecasks]

I've begun to lose my nihilism, monsieur.

It's too large for him to make off with all at once, I suppose, but piece by piece? Perhaps you can find it for me.

[ It sounds like existentialist bullshit, but it's...it's actually just Grantaire's thought process.

I'm so sorry, John. ]

[enarms]

[ oh my God, who is this person. ]

I'm afraid I haven't seen it. I don't think his paws are that sticky.

text | un: carter

[revlon]

When on earth did you get a pet?

[enarms]

A month or two ago? Surprise.

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[micromania]

I think he's taken to stealing all my bobby pins.

[enarms]

[ a moment or two to check his floor... ]

Yeah. Sorry Farah.

[ #confirmed. ]

text / un: eggsy

[tailorable]

[ omg everyone has new small animals!! ]

doubt he took anything from me

[ but!! ]

is he one of the surprise animals that show up? what's his name?

[enarms]

I wouldn't be so sure. He's impressive.

If you mean the egg animals, yeah. [ God bloody help us ] Depends what he's been up to. He's Dickhead today.

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[vorrutyer]

What vanity. I'm tired of people posting selfies to the network.

[enarms]

But I got my best angles, I couldn't waste them.

[flashystyle]

Eight rings, seven bracelets, three necklaces, a number of gems, and now, this morning, my very important family birthright that no one else should have their grubby little hands on.

I thought Rosalind was simply borrowing from me, but the truth is revealed. He's made off with a fortune and you owe me greatly.

[enarms]

I can't tell whether or not you're being facetious. I've got enough stuff here to account for that three times over.

text | un: BishopRunout

[poolhall_killer]

I've heard the stories, but never seen him before. Does he have a name?

[In other words, aaaawwwwwwww! What a cutie. He doesn't think he's had anything stolen by the ferret, so he stays quiet there.]

[enarms]

Sock. Prat. Monster. The list is fairly long.

[ the trials of being furdad to a little ragamuffin ]

text - un: ANoble

[rosebyanyother]

Perhaps I should be thanking your furry little thief. Apparently he's taken something I thought I lost months ago.

[enarms]

Yeah? Apologies. Which is it, I'll put it somewhere safe and bring it over when it suits you.

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[bullshitter]

Y’know, I might need to sue for some emotional distress. Need some compensation in a drink or two.

[enarms]

[ oh, he recognises that voice. ]

I think I'm happy to settle out of court on those terms.

text | un: stormsend

[bruxisms]

WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THE POINT OF THIS FOOLISHNESS?

[ says a man who really ought to look at more adorable animal pictures. ]

[enarms]

Apologising for the things my ferret's stolen? Common courtesy mostly

[ listen he's not going to suffer any fools over posting cute ferret pics here ]

id: killjoy

[motivation]

did yours come in a basket too

[enarms]

No, just an egg. What did you get that came in a basket? One of these?

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[nineteenfortyfive]

[No Claire here. Just the camera pointed at ANOTHER WEASEL THING, save that this one is currently sleeping on someone's skirted lap, rolled up like a cinnamon bun. It's Claire's lap. This is Nessie!!!]

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[enarms]

[ oh my god. he doesn't go on video, he does not exhibit his shame. ]

How come you got the good one?

a few days after the other thing look i just can't - i just can't. Also, voice.

[priorly]

I'm flattered, of course, but don't you think this is overcomplicating things?

the time to ferret post is upon us

[enarms]

What?

pffft, text, duh | un: zevran

[agradecido]

I'm missing a few silver pieces here and there and a sheer black scarf that belongs at work. The coin could have been frittered away somewhere, however, and the scarf might just as easily have walked off with one of the other models. I'm not terribly worried.

[In other words, he holds you accountable for neither.]

By the by, ask Venom about the monkey.

[enarms]

I'll have a look now. Either way there's enough coin scattered around here that I can give it you back even if it isn't yours. Probably buy you a new scarf too if I can't find it. Somebody might as well profit.

Why, has it picked up a bizarre habit?

text, un: clubroughly

[cacoethical]

i hesitate to alarm you but gladys has mysteriously vacated her post on my nightstand

[The duck. He means the duck.]

[enarms]

[ a bit of a delay (he's looking... he's looking) and: ]

Yeah. She's got a new best friend.