text, u.n: j.watson


He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.
[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.
(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]
(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

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Hello. This is all very cozy.
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[ spoken with no small trace of irony, in that the entire arrangement is quite obviously the accidental mishmash of many lives. John passes through the living room and over to the stairs, pauses to nod to one of the various chairs in the room— ]
Do you want to sit? I left it upstairs, I'll be back in a second.
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It would be terrible.]
Yes, of course.
[And he'll just drape himself into a chair and wait. Scanning and assessing the room all the while.]
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Here. Sorry again, he's had a bit of a go.
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We'll just call that his finders fee.
[He could just go now that he's got what he came for, but he stays seated instead, looking up at John.]
How are you, by the way?
[After, you know...all that nonsense with the kidnapping and the rescuing.]