text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

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[enarms]

Pardon me if there have been more pressing matters recently.

[bruxisms]

ONE SHOULD BE VIGILANT NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

AND FURTHERMORE, IT IS STILL RECENT ENOUGH TO THOSE PRESSING ISSUES THAT AN IMAGE OF A FERRET IS HARDLY SOMETHING THAT WILL AID ANYONE.

[enarms]

You tell that to the internet in 2012. People like pictures of fluffy animals. It's calming

[bruxisms]

HOW IS IT CALMING?

[ ATTACHMENT: proudwing.png ]

SHE IS LOVELY TO LOOK AT, BUT I AM UNSURE IF I FEEL MORE CALM CAPTURING IMAGES OF HER.

[enarms]

[ oh now, she's cute. ]

Usually it's fur. But that picture would probably do the trick. I wouldn't question it too much.

She's yours?

[bruxisms]

SHE IS. I FIRST FOUND HER WHEN I WAS A LAD AND NURSED HER BACK TO HEALTH. THE ORBITERS SAW FIT TO RETURN HER TO ME. WHY, I KNOW NOT, THOUGH I HAVE GREATLY ENJOYED HER COMPANY.

[ ...he's not going to admit the other man is right, but it is... nice to talk about Proudwing. ]