text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

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WOW I managed to miss this pls forgive

[enarms]

I've seen a picture. Did you ever find out what kind of monkey he is?

Might have to start with that, but I don't think it's going to get me very far. The whole of Olympia would need to ferret-proof their homes.

[ or MAYBE John could try to just not let his ferret run off to steal things every five minutes. ]

like i would have a leg to stand on even if i WAS offended, <3

[agradecido]

Not yet, I don't think. It's...a process, I suppose.

I don't think you're going to get that motion past committee.

Though if he trots in with one of the Empress's earrings, I think there might be more traction for it.