text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

Comments

[bullshitter]

Good. I’d hate to get a lawyer.

Little gold Ganesh statue. Can fit in your palm.

[enarms]

[ give him a moment, there's some rustling, clinking - ]

Yeah, got it. Sorry, he's really got no sense of - well, anything.

[ of course he doesn't, he's a ferret. ]

[bullshitter]

I’d say he’s got great taste. Maybe he’s got even better taste than his dad.

[Said lightly, teasing. But is she wrong? No, John leads a pretty plain life.]

Maybe he’s trying to tell you to lead a life of crime. The pair you two would be, in matching masks.

[enarms]

[ wow. wow!

actually, wow. but calm down, John. ]

I have always wondered what life would look like from the other side of the fence.

[ no he hasn't. ]

Get this back to you over a pint, then?