text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

Comments

[enarms]

I'll have a look. Any more descriptors?

[vorrutyer]

On one side is written ИМЖ4610.

[enarms]

[ John just sends through a picture of a patch of floor where it's most likely to be. there are lots of grey-hued things down here. help, can you spot it. ]

[vorrutyer]

You're joking, right?

[enarms]

Why, which part of that did you find funny?

[vorrutyer]

Your creature steals from me, and you're making me sort through the pile of stolen things? You might put a bit of effort into it, man.

[enarms]

That's about the sum of it. You made me sort through a load of pointless bollocks to get to what he'd stolen, seems only fair.