text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

Comments

id: killjoy

[motivation]

did yours come in a basket too

[enarms]

No, just an egg. What did you get that came in a basket? One of these?

[motivation]

this one, whatever he is

[enarms]

[ oh my God... is it ugly or cute, he can't decide ]

That looks like seven different animals fell into a blender and came out brand new. What's his name?

[motivation]

[ she feels the same way. but the fucker hung around her place while she got abducted and he's been keeping her company so she's actually feeling almost fond right now. ]

dorian ii

[enarms]

[ oh my God 2.0 ]

That poor animal

[motivation]

dorian named it

[enarms]

You let Dorian get away with calling your pet Dorian II? I'm calling the RSPCA

[motivation]

the what?
and he's not my pet
he's just
hanging out here and i feed him sometimes

[enarms]

Animal protection services.

Oh, right. Hanging out. Okay.

[motivation]

shut up john