text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

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pffft, text, duh | un: zevran

[agradecido]

I'm missing a few silver pieces here and there and a sheer black scarf that belongs at work. The coin could have been frittered away somewhere, however, and the scarf might just as easily have walked off with one of the other models. I'm not terribly worried.

[In other words, he holds you accountable for neither.]

By the by, ask Venom about the monkey.

[enarms]

I'll have a look now. Either way there's enough coin scattered around here that I can give it you back even if it isn't yours. Probably buy you a new scarf too if I can't find it. Somebody might as well profit.

Why, has it picked up a bizarre habit?

[agradecido]

No, but he's new and has charmed us both.

Well, he DID get into the fruit on the table, but other than that.

Also, we've been monkey proofing the apartment. The kitchen cabinets now have locks.

WOW I managed to miss this pls forgive

[enarms]

I've seen a picture. Did you ever find out what kind of monkey he is?

Might have to start with that, but I don't think it's going to get me very far. The whole of Olympia would need to ferret-proof their homes.

[ or MAYBE John could try to just not let his ferret run off to steal things every five minutes. ]

like i would have a leg to stand on even if i WAS offended, <3

[agradecido]

Not yet, I don't think. It's...a process, I suppose.

I don't think you're going to get that motion past committee.

Though if he trots in with one of the Empress's earrings, I think there might be more traction for it.