text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

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[enarms]

[ oh my god. he doesn't go on video, he does not exhibit his shame. ]

How come you got the good one?

[nineteenfortyfive]

[She'll just leave the camera on Nessie.]

Because someone in my life needs to be well-behaved.

[enarms]

No, still not fair. I need one of those too.

[nineteenfortyfive]

[A gloved hand (because y i k e s no fingernails) reaches out to rub Nessie, who contorts so that its little white belly is exposed.]

Too bad.

[enarms]

[ nnnnno, ferret tum, his greatest weakness. ]

Well I hope you're grateful you're not burdened with a kleptomaniac.