text, u.n: j.watson

[enarms]

He looks cute but he's a thieving little shit. If you've lost anything small over the last few weeks, sorry. I'll bring it back if you get in touch.

[ is this John Watson, posting photos of his ferret to soothe the masses? it might be. but he also genuinely does have a room full of trinkets that don't belong to him, and there are also a few attached images here of all the things his little tyke of an animal has thieved while John's been otherwise engaged.

(but mostly he's just hanging out with a long fluff, finding it therapeutic and wants to share the feeling - and hey, sooner or later somebody has to get back to pretending nothing's happening and treating the network like a Facebook wall. why not him?) ]

(( ooc: feel free to chime in with "that X in the picture is mine"/"do you have my Y?" etc if you fancy it! basic guidelines are if a ferret could feasibly carry it, this ferret could feasibly have stolen it. ))

Comments

[originallutece]

I'm missing blue earrings. I assume your ferret is responsible. Or, possibly, you.

Have you named him yet?

text; un: R

[winecasks]

I've begun to lose my nihilism, monsieur.

It's too large for him to make off with all at once, I suppose, but piece by piece? Perhaps you can find it for me.

[ It sounds like existentialist bullshit, but it's...it's actually just Grantaire's thought process.

I'm so sorry, John. ]

text | un: carter

[revlon]

When on earth did you get a pet?

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[micromania]

I think he's taken to stealing all my bobby pins.

text / un: eggsy

[tailorable]

[ omg everyone has new small animals!! ]

doubt he took anything from me

[ but!! ]

is he one of the surprise animals that show up? what's his name?

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[vorrutyer]

What vanity. I'm tired of people posting selfies to the network.

[flashystyle]

Eight rings, seven bracelets, three necklaces, a number of gems, and now, this morning, my very important family birthright that no one else should have their grubby little hands on.

I thought Rosalind was simply borrowing from me, but the truth is revealed. He's made off with a fortune and you owe me greatly.

text | un: BishopRunout

[poolhall_killer]

I've heard the stories, but never seen him before. Does he have a name?

[In other words, aaaawwwwwwww! What a cutie. He doesn't think he's had anything stolen by the ferret, so he stays quiet there.]

text - un: ANoble

[rosebyanyother]

Perhaps I should be thanking your furry little thief. Apparently he's taken something I thought I lost months ago.

[enarms]

What would I want with them?

Not really.

[enarms]

[ oh my God, who is this person. ]

I'm afraid I haven't seen it. I don't think his paws are that sticky.

[enarms]

A month or two ago? Surprise.

[enarms]

[ a moment or two to check his floor... ]

Yeah. Sorry Farah.

[ #confirmed. ]

[revlon]

Surprise.

Did it hatch from an egg? Claire's did.

[enarms]

I wouldn't be so sure. He's impressive.

If you mean the egg animals, yeah. [ God bloody help us ] Depends what he's been up to. He's Dickhead today.

[enarms]

But I got my best angles, I couldn't waste them.

[enarms]

I can't tell whether or not you're being facetious. I've got enough stuff here to account for that three times over.

[enarms]

It did. Claire's got one of these too?

[ he might already know that, but if he did he's definitely forgotten in the fun of the last few weeks. ]

Is hers also a shit?

[enarms]

Sock. Prat. Monster. The list is fairly long.

[ the trials of being furdad to a little ragamuffin ]

[revlon]

Nessie? No, quite well behaved. As well behaved as egg-ferrets can be, I suppose. Maybe they just have a particular fondness for medical professionals.

[enarms]

Yeah? Apologies. Which is it, I'll put it somewhere safe and bring it over when it suits you.

[flashystyle]

Why would I be facetious over such an important matter, John? I don't just spend my paycheck on drinks, you know. I'm coming over.

[enarms]

Maybe that's it.

I'd also like to state for the record that he came out of the egg a thief and hasn't remained so for wont of trying.

[enarms]

Please do, I'd like to be able to see my floor again.

[revlon]

The little rascal's got sticky paws, then? What's the most impressive thing he's made off with?