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[webdesigned]

un: spiderguy

( the username might not be familiar to most, since it isn't used often and usually only with those that already know about who spider-man is. these are unusual circumstances, though, and require a little flexibility. )

yo, spider-man here

( absolutely just ... puts that out there, like it's a perfectly normal name that no one should have questions about. )

usually this sort of thing isn't a team sport for me, but, hey. old spiders can apparently learn new tricks. or try? this is me, trying.

so i here i am on a midnight stroll at flona cove, i love me some romantic walks alone on the beach,
and to my astonishment just offshore there are what look like pirates (a few hats w feathers but what gave them away was the guy with the eye patch) making off like... well, pirates? i guess? with caches i know for a fact they didn't dig up
there's lots of these guys. 30 or more. and while i'm used to the solo thing, maybe this is more like a 2 person job.
3. maybe 3.

any takers? and more importantly, how fast can you get here

( he will take questions and concerns while he's at it. shoot. text only though, please... he's trying to go incognito. )

Comments

text; un: ROCKET

[beatupgrass]

now THAT sounds like some real action

[webdesigned]

yeah, especially if we're talking 15 for each of us, but look, i think its doable

[beatupgrass]

Eh. Fifteen is nothin'.

Wait. Do they need to stay alive?

text; un: eproghuefgdzptrrw

[vorrutyer]

Why don't you let the poor corsairs go about their business?

[webdesigned]

mmmm, I could, but, seems to me caches that don't belong to them isn't exactly their business in the first place, so....

( so basically no, no he won't do that. )

text | un: mad-dog

[hannya]

you serious

[This could apply to a lot of things in the post, honestly. Spider-Man? Pirates? Eyepatch shaming? Maybe all of them.

However, he smells a fight, and that's always a good thing.]

some of us have got shifts to finish you know

[webdesigned]

who, me? always. 100%. never a moment of whimsy to speak of, not for this guy.

you could finish and still help out if you wanted, though i guess it depends on how long your shift is. i can respect wanting to take a break after a long day.

( though... its never actually resulted in him taking a break when he feels he's needed... in theory though!!! )

UN: Crusader08

[panzersoldat]

[ It's a call for help and he wants to badly. There's just one small problem. He's not anywhere close. ]

On horseback, I think I can make it in a few hours. By then, I'm sure you'll have them mopped up. But I'll still ride hard and fast and get there as soon as I can.

[webdesigned]

( this... is a little awkward. he knows and trusts Reinhardt would be a great help, it's just... well, he's not used to pretending he doesn't know people as Spider-Man.

and when he does it, he's not great at it. )

I will sure try, if that is what it comes to. definitely faced worse, I think I could handle it
appreciate the thought, though. if the situation gets worse, I can let you know

text; un: R Lutece

[originallutece]

Dare I ask why they call you Spider-man?

[She's not going to help, so she might as well ask a few questions. Y'know, keep him occupied while the cavalry arrives. Isn't that nice of her?]

[webdesigned]

my stunning fashion sense, mostly

( partly, but actually, no. )

text | un: archangel

[centurian]

taking down pirates? sign me up.

but first, i have to ask. are you actually a spider-man? like half man, half spider? with the creepy legs and everything?

[ he just wants to be prepared ok. rachni creep him out a little and he wants to know if this guy looks like them. ]

[webdesigned]

welcome to the team, man. which is an assumption, sorry. girls and boys equally welcome

I have two arms and two legs, you should be cool. how are you with spider-webs, scale of 1-10

( because that he has in spades. )

text / un: chocobro

[punshots]

whoa seriously?
did hey have any talking parrots?
did you take a picture?

[ His priorities... ]

[webdesigned]

no parrots. i know, i too was disappointed

ummmm... sorry, buddy, not a lot of room in skintight spandex for a camera.

.........unless i used this thing? should i try???

( please don't, Peter... )

text; tracer.

[quevalry]

count me in!
i'm almost a litle insulted you didn't come ask. joking, joking.

i can get there in about... ... a couple of minutes? my chronal accelerator is fully charged so i'm ready to head out as soon as possible. but, i might need a little bit once i get there to let it recharge.

[webdesigned]

okay, fair. look, I still gotta work on this team player thing. I am trying. can I get some participation points

that's cool, I can catch you up on what they have been up to and their movements when you get here. plan an attack, or something.
oooooor we can just go for it? going for it is cool too. thats how I usually swing

( haha... swing... because he's a ... nevermind. )

text, un: kale

[kaleorbekaled]

Did you see them hurting anyone? I can get there pretty quickly if I fly.

[webdesigned]

so far, no. the miners called it a night a few hours ago, though if they spot their caches being infiltrated they might get protective. seen it before

( which makes the pirates pretty bold, to say the least. )

un | aceofhearts

[exorion]

hang on

wait

hold on just a second






what exactly is a spider-man

[webdesigned]

me, I am a spider man. er, the spider man. at least... as far as I know??? any other spider people, hmu

( what a helpful answer... )

text; un: Rivaini

[seagoing]

Did it look like they'd found anything expensive?

[Asking the important questions here.]

[webdesigned]

er...... well it wouldn't be worth stealing if it was worthless???

( he doesn't have a quote for you, Isabela, and if he did... he's smart enough not to give it. )

text - un: maxwell

[braidedwonder]

Sounds interesting.

More than 3 people though depending. Can you see what they're packing weapons wise?

[webdesigned]

mostly swords. cutlasses? pirates carry cutlasses, right

a couple with crossbows. those would hurt. and a guy with a hook but that could just be an aesthetic thing.